Last night I had a dream that I had a baby boy. He was really tiny and had red hair. I didn't actually give birth to the baby, I actually turned Zeus (my dog) over and he had a zipper on his belly that I unzipped, and there was a baby inside. So, I decided to take my new baby to the mall, and while I was there I needed to try some clothes on at Banana Republic, so I asked a perfect stranger to hold my baby while I tried on clothes. I proceeded to try on clothes for about an hour, and luckily that lady that was holding my baby was nice enough to stay for the entire hour. When I got home I thought about how irresponsible it was to let a stranger take care of my baby, so I decided I wasn't ready to have kids, so I unzipped Zeus again and put the baby right back in.
I have been thinking about how funny this dream was all morning, so I thought I would share it with all of you!
2 comments:
i laughed so, so hard at this dream.
I can't stop laughing right now. That is the strangest dream I have ever heard!
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